Total Medals Earned: 2,828 (From 458 different games.) Total Medal Score: 44,310 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Get to 100 points
Get to 200 points
Get to 300 points
Medals Earned: 5/6 (115/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 5/15 (95/405 points)
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get a multiplier on a boss
Heal an enemy ship
Kill 1000 enemies
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Finish the first level.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/220 points)
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game... Sorta...
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Choked far too many times on a single run
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Finally wake up
Medals Earned: 8/8 (45/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.